Thoughts that inspire

[glo-ree-bee]

“I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.”
― Rodney Dangerfield

“My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.”
― Rodney Dangerfield,

 

[Flyingfish]

"I Look To The Future, Because That's Where I'm Spending The Rest Of My Life" - George Burns

 

[glo-ree-bee]

“Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself.” Rumi

 

[Flyingfish]

"Chose to be optimistic, it feels better." - Dalai Lama

 

[glo-ree-bee]

“I have decided to stick to love...Hate is too great a burden to bear.”
― Martin Luther King Jr.,

 

[Flyingfish]

"We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses." - Abraham Lincoln

 

[glo-ree-bee]

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
― Paul Terry

 

[Flyingfish]

Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they're okay, you're it. - Henny Youngman

 

[glo-ree-bee]

“Every arising in the morning, thanks for the blessing to be alive, to breathe, to feel, to think, to enjoy, to love again.”
― Ebelsain Villegas

 

[Flyingfish]

"The regeneration of the individual is much more needed than the revolution of society." - Billy Graham

 

[glo-ree-bee]

"The regeneration of the individual is much more needed than the revolution of society." - Billy Graham

He was a great man!!!!

 

[glo-ree-bee]

This isn't inspirational or even nice but it certainly made me laugh. So here goes!

 

[glo-ree-bee]

This isn't inspirational or even nice but it certainly made me laugh. So here goes!

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Am I banned for life????

 

[Flyingfish]

No, I'm still laughing...

Have to think on how to follow up.

 

[Flyingfish]

"Common sense is like a deodorant. The people who need it most never use it." - Bill Murray

 

[glo-ree-bee]

"If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all."

Joey Adams (guess he was a comedian but I don't recognize the name but it is still funny and true ---- for me!)

 

[Flyingfish]

Joey Adams was basically a NY comedian. He passed away, his wife is Cindy Adams a Hollywood columnist.
Another funny NY comedian, although with nationwide recognition.

"Laughter is an instant vacation." - Milton Berle

 

[glo-ree-bee]

Joey Adams was basically a NY comedian. He passed away, his wife is Cindy Adams a Hollywood columnist.
Another funny NY comedian, although with nationwide recognition.

"Laughter is an instant vacation." - Milton Berle

Laughter is what has kept me going through any crisis I have encountered. I love to laugh, to tease, to find the funny things in life. It is helping me get through this lonely journey I am on since my husband died! I agree with Milton. Thanks, Flying Fish.

 

[glo-ree-bee]

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

Bryan White

 

[Flyingfish]

Glo, I find the funniest things pertain to myself. I could write a book!

"Love who you are and what you are and what you do. Laugh at yourself and at life and nothing can touch you." - Louise Hay
(words to aspire to)