Thoughts that inspire

bob

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Difference between a Northern Baptist and a Southern Baptist
Northern Baptists say "There ain't no Hell", Southern Baptists say "The Hell there ain't"
Brother Dave Gardner
 

bob

Community Manager Part Time Dinosaur
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac -- George Carlin
 

bob

Community Manager Part Time Dinosaur
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns
 

bob

Community Manager Part Time Dinosaur
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist. - George Carlin
 
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