Thoughts that inspire

Difference between a Northern Baptist and a Southern Baptist
Northern Baptists say "There ain't no Hell", Southern Baptists say "The Hell there ain't"
Brother Dave Gardner
 
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac -- George Carlin
 
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns
 
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist. - George Carlin
 
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