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Tobyn
Guest
=yeah What Nieciez said! :lol :lol
[size=x-large]QUACK! ! ! ! [/size]
[size=x-large]QUACK! ! ! ! [/size]
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GloBug
Guest
Enforcer Duck, you're in hot water now!
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Calgon1
Guest
Bring it on Glo .... Enforcer Duck luvs hot tubs!
(ps - thongs required!
(ps - thongs required!
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ShipMaven
Guest
:dizzy
Usually, the wackiness really sets in about 6-8 weeks prior to a Duck Crew cruise. I'll reserve further comment for now...
I'll just be keeping an eye on things...
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Usually, the wackiness really sets in about 6-8 weeks prior to a Duck Crew cruise. I'll reserve further comment for now...
I'll just be keeping an eye on things...
<img src=http://rdr.zazzle.com/img/imt-dzn/pd-235457596907291743/isz-m/tl-Rubber+Quack+Bubbles.jpg>
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Judi
Guest
Good afternoon, Ducks, Ducklings and DITs, from central Joisey where it's 38 degrees and snowing.
It's coming down quite heavily, but it's not sticking. Let's just hope the temperature doesn't drop, or we'll be in a real pickle.
From the looks of things, the Phillies/Tampa Bay game won't be tonight!
You guys are too funny with your pix! :lol :lol :lol :lol
Hope everyone has a nice [size=large]&[/size] safe day! :thumb :thumb
[size=x-large]QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK[/size]
[size=x-large]San Francisco Fact: Chop Suey was created in 1878 during a banquet or Li Hung-Chung, the first Chinese Viceroy to visit our city[/size] .
It's coming down quite heavily, but it's not sticking. Let's just hope the temperature doesn't drop, or we'll be in a real pickle.
From the looks of things, the Phillies/Tampa Bay game won't be tonight!
You guys are too funny with your pix! :lol :lol :lol :lol
Hope everyone has a nice [size=large]&[/size] safe day! :thumb :thumb
[size=x-large]QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK[/size]
[size=x-large]San Francisco Fact: Chop Suey was created in 1878 during a banquet or Li Hung-Chung, the first Chinese Viceroy to visit our city[/size] .
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GloBug
Guest
[quote Calgon1]Bring it on Glo .... Enforcer Duck luvs hot tubs!
(ps - thongs required![/quote]
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must... get that picture... out of my head![/size]
Like hot water, do ya?
(ps - thongs required![/quote]
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must... get that picture... out of my head![/size]
Like hot water, do ya?
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GloBug
Guest
Here ya go, Calgon!
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Calgon1
Guest
If someone's not careful, there's gona be one less DIT on the ship ....
ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh, nice thong ...... as Enforcer Duck waddles off (taking the bait) .... thong ... [size=small]thong[/size] ... [size=x-small]thong[/size] ...
ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh, nice thong ...... as Enforcer Duck waddles off (taking the bait) .... thong ... [size=small]thong[/size] ... [size=x-small]thong[/size] ...
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Corky
Guest
=lolgang Thanks everyone for making a tired DIT laugh after some long work days. =lolgang
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J.E. M.
Guest
Good morning from Myrtle Beach, had to turn the heat on last night with temps were in the low 40's.
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GloBug
Guest
[quote Calgon1]If someone's not careful, there's gona be one less DIT on the ship ......[/quote]
Bring it on!
Bring it on!
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ShipMaven
Guest
This is going to be a VERY interesting cruise! :dizzy
Jim - with the Duck Crew heating up already, I doubt you'll feel cold on this cruise.
Jim - with the Duck Crew heating up already, I doubt you'll feel cold on this cruise.
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Corky
Guest
It is getting scary in here..... :lol :lol :lol
It is a chilly 31 degrees this morning...Hate It!!! And what's so funny is that once I retire, I thought I'd spend at least one full year in Alaska to enjoy all of her wonderful seasons, elements, etc....I wonder if I'll be able to handle it.
Happy-Happy Day DDD's!!!
It is a chilly 31 degrees this morning...Hate It!!! And what's so funny is that once I retire, I thought I'd spend at least one full year in Alaska to enjoy all of her wonderful seasons, elements, etc....I wonder if I'll be able to handle it.
Happy-Happy Day DDD's!!!
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Calgon1
Guest
Glo-Bug - That's it. The gloves are off. Gonna hafta turn that critter into a "Gator Thong"
What? You were expecting something more risque' ???
Hey, you wear your style, I'll wear mine ...
Corky - I'd say go for it. Alaska is (probably) the most beautiful place left on this planet. Just make sure you have lots of film to capture a year's worth of priceless memories!
What? You were expecting something more risque' ???
Hey, you wear your style, I'll wear mine ...
Corky - I'd say go for it. Alaska is (probably) the most beautiful place left on this planet. Just make sure you have lots of film to capture a year's worth of priceless memories!
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GloBug
Guest
Ok, you can wear that Gator Thong. Not too bad of a picture.
A gal I worked with just moved to Alaska a few weeks ago. Had never been there, wanted to be near her mom. From what I heard, it was colder then she expected! DUH!!! All the customers give her about 3 months...
A gal I worked with just moved to Alaska a few weeks ago. Had never been there, wanted to be near her mom. From what I heard, it was colder then she expected! DUH!!! All the customers give her about 3 months...
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Tobyn
Guest
So Bruce now has a "mini-me"? Does this mean we now start disregarding Calgon? I'm confuzzled . . . . .
[size=x-large]QUACK ! ! ! [/size]
[size=x-large]QUACK ! ! ! [/size]
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Calgon1
Guest
[quote Tobyn]Does this mean we now start disregarding Calgon?[/quote]
Tobyn lucky. Enforcer Duck (Calgon) just can't bring himself to target a fellow 'Sourdough'.
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Alaska Quiz (Tobyn can't enter. Him has all the answers) -
1. Sourdough is:
a.) an Alaskan, a veteran of many seasons.
b.) A tangy yeast bread made from a carefully tended sourdough starter.
c.) All the above.
2. Everyone knows that, in 1959, Alaska was the 49th state admitted to the Union. What were the 48th and 50th states?
3. The cities in the first column below were the largest cities in Alaska at one time. Match the cities with the correct population in second section.
a.1.) Nome
a.2.) Anchorage
a.3.) Juneau
b.1.) Pop 3,058 (1920)
b.2.) Pop 12,488 (1900)
b.3.) Pop 11,254 (1950)
4. Here’s looking at you, kid. What Alaskan fish begins its life swimming like any normal fish, and then, as it grows, begins changing color and swimming on its side, while the eye on one side of it’s body moves around it’s head until both eyes are on the same (top) side? (HINT: It looks weird, but tastes great)
5. The United States bought Alaska from the Russians in 1867. How much did Secretary Seward agree to pay, per acre?
a.) about $100
b.) $20, in gold
c.) less than $.02
6. Who was the first governor of Alaska? (Any one of four answers would be correct)
7. Which of the following Alaska products is unlikely to weigh 60lbs?
a.) Salmon
b.) Cabbage
c.) Halibut
d.) Mosquito
8. What foreign nation is nearest Alaska, and where is it closest point?
9. What Alaska sport fish is named for a character in Charles Dickens’ novel?
10. What are the most northern, eastern, southern and western states of the United States? ( This is a semi-trick question.)
11. The Where am I?
a.) True or False It’s a shorter distance from Prudoe Bay to Anchorage than it is from Prudoe Bay to the Soviet Union.
b.) Six world famous cities are listed alphabetically below. Imagine that you had an airplane at your disposal, and could fly to each city from Anchorage via the "great circle" (shortest distance) route. Arrange them according to their distance from Anchorage, closest first.
b.1.) Honolulu
b.2.) London
b.3.) Miami
b.4.) Moscow
b.5.) New York
b.6.) Tokyo
12. A hunter gets up early and discovers bear tracks outside his tent. He follows the tracks 12 miles south, 17 miles east and 12 miles north, and shoots the bear. The bear collapses on the hunters tent. What color is the bear?
13. Alaska has some of the most wonderful place names – Chicken, Clam Gultch, Kanakanak, Poorman, Burnt Paw. Shishmaref, Goodnews Bay and so on. It also has some predictable ones.
For the Grand prize (a week in Lonely, Alaska – airfare and expenses not included) how many Bear Creeks are there in the State (to the nearest 10)
Tobyn lucky. Enforcer Duck (Calgon) just can't bring himself to target a fellow 'Sourdough'.
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Alaska Quiz (Tobyn can't enter. Him has all the answers) -
1. Sourdough is:
a.) an Alaskan, a veteran of many seasons.
b.) A tangy yeast bread made from a carefully tended sourdough starter.
c.) All the above.
2. Everyone knows that, in 1959, Alaska was the 49th state admitted to the Union. What were the 48th and 50th states?
3. The cities in the first column below were the largest cities in Alaska at one time. Match the cities with the correct population in second section.
a.1.) Nome
a.2.) Anchorage
a.3.) Juneau
b.1.) Pop 3,058 (1920)
b.2.) Pop 12,488 (1900)
b.3.) Pop 11,254 (1950)
4. Here’s looking at you, kid. What Alaskan fish begins its life swimming like any normal fish, and then, as it grows, begins changing color and swimming on its side, while the eye on one side of it’s body moves around it’s head until both eyes are on the same (top) side? (HINT: It looks weird, but tastes great)
5. The United States bought Alaska from the Russians in 1867. How much did Secretary Seward agree to pay, per acre?
a.) about $100
b.) $20, in gold
c.) less than $.02
6. Who was the first governor of Alaska? (Any one of four answers would be correct)
7. Which of the following Alaska products is unlikely to weigh 60lbs?
a.) Salmon
b.) Cabbage
c.) Halibut
d.) Mosquito
8. What foreign nation is nearest Alaska, and where is it closest point?
9. What Alaska sport fish is named for a character in Charles Dickens’ novel?
10. What are the most northern, eastern, southern and western states of the United States? ( This is a semi-trick question.)
11. The Where am I?
a.) True or False It’s a shorter distance from Prudoe Bay to Anchorage than it is from Prudoe Bay to the Soviet Union.
b.) Six world famous cities are listed alphabetically below. Imagine that you had an airplane at your disposal, and could fly to each city from Anchorage via the "great circle" (shortest distance) route. Arrange them according to their distance from Anchorage, closest first.
b.1.) Honolulu
b.2.) London
b.3.) Miami
b.4.) Moscow
b.5.) New York
b.6.) Tokyo
12. A hunter gets up early and discovers bear tracks outside his tent. He follows the tracks 12 miles south, 17 miles east and 12 miles north, and shoots the bear. The bear collapses on the hunters tent. What color is the bear?
13. Alaska has some of the most wonderful place names – Chicken, Clam Gultch, Kanakanak, Poorman, Burnt Paw. Shishmaref, Goodnews Bay and so on. It also has some predictable ones.
For the Grand prize (a week in Lonely, Alaska – airfare and expenses not included) how many Bear Creeks are there in the State (to the nearest 10)
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Bruce
Guest
1. Sourdough is:
a.) an Alaskan, a veteran of many seasons.
b.) A tangy yeast bread made from a carefully tended sourdough starter.
c.) All the above.
C.
2. Everyone knows that, in 1959, Alaska was the 49th state admitted to the Union. What were the 48th and 50th states? Arizona, Hawaii
3. The cities in the first column below were the largest cities in Alaska at one time. Match the cities with the correct population in second section.
a.1.) Nome
a.2.) Anchorage
a.3.) Juneau
b.1.) Pop 3,058 (1920)
b.2.) Pop 12,488 (1900)
b.3.) Pop 11,254 (1950)
2. 12488
4. Here’s looking at you, kid. What Alaskan fish begins its life swimming like any normal fish, and then, as it grows, begins changing color and swimming on its side, while the eye on one side of it’s body moves around it’s head until both eyes are on the same (top) side? (HINT: It looks weird, but tastes great) Halibut
5. The United States bought Alaska from the Russians in 1867. How much did Secretary Seward agree to pay, per acre?
a.) about $100
b.) $20, in gold
c.) less than $.02
C....less than 2cents
6. Who was the first governor of Alaska? (Any one of four answers would be correct)
Kinkead
7. Which of the following Alaska products is unlikely to weigh 60lbs?
a.) Salmon
b.) Cabbage
c.) Halibut
d.) Mosquito B.cabbage
8. What foreign nation is nearest Alaska, and where is it closest point? Russia....Little Diomede belongs to the US, Big Diamede belongs to Russia
9. What Alaska sport fish is named for a character in Charles Dickens’ novel?
10. What are the most northern, eastern, southern and western states of the United States? ( This is a semi-trick question.) Alaska Northern, Eastern, Western...Hawaii southern
11. The Where am I?
a.) True or False It’s a shorter distance from Prudoe Bay to Anchorage than it is from Prudoe Bay to the Soviet Union.
b.) Six world famous cities are listed alphabetically below. Imagine that you had an airplane at your disposal, and could fly to each city from Anchorage via the "great circle" (shortest distance) route. Arrange them according to their distance from Anchorage, closest first.
b.1.) Honolulu
b.2.) London
b.3.) Miami
b.4.) Moscow
b.5.) New York
b.6.) Tokyo
12. A hunter gets up early and discovers bear tracks outside his tent. He follows the tracks 12 miles south, 17 miles east and 12 miles north, and shoots the bear. The bear collapses on the hunters tent. What color is the bear?
13. Alaska has some of the most wonderful place names – Chicken, Clam Gultch, Kanakanak, Poorman, Burnt Paw. Shishmaref, Goodnews Bay and so on. It also has some predictable ones.
For the Grand prize (a week in Lonely, Alaska – airfare and expenses not included) how many Bear Creeks are there in the State (to the nearest 10) One
a.) an Alaskan, a veteran of many seasons.
b.) A tangy yeast bread made from a carefully tended sourdough starter.
c.) All the above.
C.
2. Everyone knows that, in 1959, Alaska was the 49th state admitted to the Union. What were the 48th and 50th states? Arizona, Hawaii
3. The cities in the first column below were the largest cities in Alaska at one time. Match the cities with the correct population in second section.
a.1.) Nome
a.2.) Anchorage
a.3.) Juneau
b.1.) Pop 3,058 (1920)
b.2.) Pop 12,488 (1900)
b.3.) Pop 11,254 (1950)
2. 12488
4. Here’s looking at you, kid. What Alaskan fish begins its life swimming like any normal fish, and then, as it grows, begins changing color and swimming on its side, while the eye on one side of it’s body moves around it’s head until both eyes are on the same (top) side? (HINT: It looks weird, but tastes great) Halibut
5. The United States bought Alaska from the Russians in 1867. How much did Secretary Seward agree to pay, per acre?
a.) about $100
b.) $20, in gold
c.) less than $.02
C....less than 2cents
6. Who was the first governor of Alaska? (Any one of four answers would be correct)
Kinkead
7. Which of the following Alaska products is unlikely to weigh 60lbs?
a.) Salmon
b.) Cabbage
c.) Halibut
d.) Mosquito B.cabbage
8. What foreign nation is nearest Alaska, and where is it closest point? Russia....Little Diomede belongs to the US, Big Diamede belongs to Russia
9. What Alaska sport fish is named for a character in Charles Dickens’ novel?
10. What are the most northern, eastern, southern and western states of the United States? ( This is a semi-trick question.) Alaska Northern, Eastern, Western...Hawaii southern
11. The Where am I?
a.) True or False It’s a shorter distance from Prudoe Bay to Anchorage than it is from Prudoe Bay to the Soviet Union.
b.) Six world famous cities are listed alphabetically below. Imagine that you had an airplane at your disposal, and could fly to each city from Anchorage via the "great circle" (shortest distance) route. Arrange them according to their distance from Anchorage, closest first.
b.1.) Honolulu
b.2.) London
b.3.) Miami
b.4.) Moscow
b.5.) New York
b.6.) Tokyo
12. A hunter gets up early and discovers bear tracks outside his tent. He follows the tracks 12 miles south, 17 miles east and 12 miles north, and shoots the bear. The bear collapses on the hunters tent. What color is the bear?
13. Alaska has some of the most wonderful place names – Chicken, Clam Gultch, Kanakanak, Poorman, Burnt Paw. Shishmaref, Goodnews Bay and so on. It also has some predictable ones.
For the Grand prize (a week in Lonely, Alaska – airfare and expenses not included) how many Bear Creeks are there in the State (to the nearest 10) One
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Tobyn
Guest
C'mon Bruce, you can do better than that . . . . . .
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GloBug
Guest
The bear is white. He's at the north pole. He's also dead.
I hear the mosquitoes don't weigh 60 lbs. until AFTER they have bitten you. Then you weigh 60 lbs less. It's a good deal for everyone.
I hear the mosquitoes don't weigh 60 lbs. until AFTER they have bitten you. Then you weigh 60 lbs less. It's a good deal for everyone.
