Quote Of the Day

[bob]

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. - Oscar Wilde

 

[glo-ree-bee]

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
Will Rogers

 

[glo-ree-bee]

 

[bob]

Some people say funny things, but I say things funny. - Don Rickles

 

[glo-ree-bee]

Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.
Milton Berle

 

[bob]

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. - Jack Benny

 

[glo-ree-bee]

Groucho Marx


"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."

 

[John]

Groucho Marx


"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."

Wise Words indeed!

 

[spikesgirl]

*Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, "In this world, Elwood, you must be" - she always called me Elwood - "In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant." Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant.*

Jimmy Stewart - Harvey

 

[glo-ree-bee]

At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don't care what they think of us. At age 60, we discover they haven't been thinking of us at all.

Ann Landers

 

[bob]

"Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet." - Roger Miller

 

[glo-ree-bee]

“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.”– Bill Watterson

 

[bob]

Nations are conquered from without because they are destroyed from within - From the demise of the Mayan civilization

 

[spikesgirl]

“Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.” – Mark Twain

 

[glo-ree-bee]

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Will Rogers

 

[bob]

Politicians should wear sponsor jackets like Nascar drivers, the we would know who owns them - Robin Williams

 

[spikesgirl]

The sea, once it casts its spell, holds one in its net of wonder forever. ― Jacques Cousteau

 

[glo-ree-bee]

I thin all the talk about age is foolish. Every time I'm one year older, everyone else is too!!! Gloria Swanson

 

[bob]

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. - George Burns

 

[glo-ree-bee]

Don't know who said it but made me laugh!!!