Quote Of the Day

[glo-ree-bee]

 

[glo-ree-bee]

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
― Woody Allen

 

[bob]

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. - Fred Allen

 

[glo-ree-bee]

“It’s a funny thing coming home. Nothing changes. Everything looks the same, feels the same, even smells the same. You realized what’s changed is you.”-F. Scott Fitzgerald

 

[bob]

Luck is a very thin wire between survival and disaster, and not many people can keep their balance on it. - Hunter S. Thompson

 

[glo-ree-bee]

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

Robin Williams

 

[bob]

Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying. - Arthur C. Clarke

 

[glo-ree-bee]

Life's burdens are lighter when I laugh at myself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

 

[glo-ree-bee]

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.” ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

[bob]

I love the freedoms we got in this country, I appreciate your freedom to burn your flag if you want to, but I really appreciate my right to bear arms so I can shoot you if you try to burn mine. - Johnny Cash

 

[glo-ree-bee]

“A smile is a curve that sets things right.”
― Phyllis Diller

 

[bob]

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe. - Andy Rooney

 

[glo-ree-bee]

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

Phyllis Diller

 

[bob]

Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain't so. - Mark Twain

 

[glo-ree-bee]

Men always want to be a woman's first love -
women like to be a man's last romance.
- Oscar Wilde

 

[glo-ree-bee]

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.

Theodore Hesburgh

 

[bob]

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh. - Will Rogers

 

[glo-ree-bee]

Franklin P. Jones



“Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.”

 

[bob]

I am rude, crude and socially unacceptable and that's what my friends say about me. - Me

 

[glo-ree-bee]

I am rude, crude and socially unacceptable and that's what my friends say about me. - Me

You mean ---- people really say that ABOUT YOU?