Things not to do on a cruise ship?

[John]

This has been and fun and popular topic. Here are just a few we found:

"Fall overboard?"
"End every sentence with, Matey"
"Try the Jack and Rose pose when you've had one too many to drink."

I'd love to hear some of yours!

 

[spikesgirl]

Run through the corridors screaming, "Festival! Festival!" (old Star Trek prank from conventions)
Look over the railing and say "Oops."
Bring along a hair dryer or candles.