Thief

gottagoacruzn

Environmental Compliance Officer
A thief broke into a house one night, really dark inside, an he heard a voice say, Jesus sees you. Well, he didn't know who was talking, again, the voice said, Jesus sees you. He turned on his flashlite, an saw it was a parrot, then started to go down the hallway, an there was a doberman, an the parrot said, sic him Jesus.
 

bob

Community Manager Part Time Dinosaur
Staff member
my kind of parrot
 

SarahDRK

Waiter
A thief broke into a house one night, really dark inside, an he heard a voice say, Jesus sees you. Well, he didn't know who was talking, again, the voice said, Jesus sees you. He turned on his flashlite, an saw it was a parrot, then started to go down the hallway, an there was a doberman, an the parrot said, sic him Jesus.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.
 

bob

Community Manager Part Time Dinosaur
Staff member
If I were a thief, at this point I would be more concerned with the doberman and what the parrot was going to say next
 
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