Cruiselover ... I forgot, I was going to tell you a joke about passports or maybe it's a true story? anyways .....
An old one armed man was struggling with his luggage as he approached the airport Customs and immigration desk upon arrival in France from Canada.
As the immigration clerk impatiently waited he said to the old man " Monsieur, I will require your passport"
The old man searched and presented his passport to the young immigration officer.
The young officer said "Monsieur, have you never been to France before?"
The old man replied, "Yes, many years ago"
The officer stated " Monsieur, then you must know that you Canadians must have your passport ready when approaching this desk"
The old man not impressed with the lecture stated "Young man, the last time I was here, I never had to show my passport"
The immigration officer indignant with the response stated "Sir, that is impossible, you Canadian must always show your passport in France"
The old man sternly looked into the young mans eyes and said "I remember very clearly you see as that very morning I had both my arms and I can assure you when I arrived on the shore of Normandy beach, there was not a frenchman in sight!"
I think it likely is a true story.
Post Edited (02-06-04 00:05)