OT (or maybe not?) - Angels, as explained by children

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Angels, as Explained by Children

Sarah, 7 " I only know the names of two angels. Hark and Harold."

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Gregory, 5 "Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos
anymore. I forget why, but scientists are working on it."

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Olive, 9 "It's not easy to become an angel. First, you die. Then you
go to heaven; then there's still the flight training to go through. And
then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes."

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Matthew, 9 "Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to
go do something else."

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Mitchell, 7 "My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much
good for science."

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Henry, 8 "Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows!!!."

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Jack, 6 "Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to
heaven. The main subject is where you went wrong before you got dead."

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Daniel, 9 "When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts
to ten. And when he lets out his breath, somewhere there's a tornado."

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Reagan, 10 "Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you
lose a tooth, an angel comes in through your window and leaves money
under your pillow. Then when it gets cold, angels go south for the
winter."

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Sara, 6 "Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his son, who's a
very good carpenter."

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Jared, 8 "All angels are girls because they gotta wear dresses and
boys didn't go for it."

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Antonio, 9 "My angel is my grandma who died last year. She got a big
head start on helping me while she was still down here on earth."

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Katelynn, 9 "Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal sick
animals and pets. And if they don't make the animals get better, they
help the child get over it."

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Vicki, 8 "What I don't get about angels is why, when someone is in
love, they shoot arrows at them."
 
Very interesting delimna here ShipMaven. Waaay OT, dear to everyone's heart, and especially inspirational to those of us who are depressed. LOL I vote that it belongs right here. :thumb

Hugs to you for sharing this with me.
Mari
 
Thank you for posting this MaryAnn, I got a real chuckle reading it. I'm going to pass this on to my family and friends.
 
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