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<blockquote data-quote="GloBug" data-source="post: 1186712"><p>One time my daughter and I were at the grocery store, and she was still small enough to sit in the cart. Probably all of 3. I expelled some air that wasn't a burp, and she proceeded to tell everyone we ran into at the store that, "My mom farted." She told people passing us, she told the cashier, she told the bagger. Anyone who would listen, she told my deepest darkest secret. I wanted to die. </p><p></p><p>Twelve years later, when she had her molars pulled, the doctor gave her some Valium to relax her before surgery. It was particularly difficult because the roots of one had wrapped around her jaw bone! She wanted to stop at the same grocery store on the way home to pick up some popsicles, and she was already swelling up. People there that had known her since birth were remarking how swollen up she was, and how much it had to hurt. She just smiled big and said, </p><p>"I don't care. I'm high!" She had never taken drugs before (legal or street) and she was really enjoying it! (about 3 hours later, she cared, a LOT!)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="GloBug, post: 1186712"] One time my daughter and I were at the grocery store, and she was still small enough to sit in the cart. Probably all of 3. I expelled some air that wasn't a burp, and she proceeded to tell everyone we ran into at the store that, "My mom farted." She told people passing us, she told the cashier, she told the bagger. Anyone who would listen, she told my deepest darkest secret. I wanted to die. Twelve years later, when she had her molars pulled, the doctor gave her some Valium to relax her before surgery. It was particularly difficult because the roots of one had wrapped around her jaw bone! She wanted to stop at the same grocery store on the way home to pick up some popsicles, and she was already swelling up. People there that had known her since birth were remarking how swollen up she was, and how much it had to hurt. She just smiled big and said, "I don't care. I'm high!" She had never taken drugs before (legal or street) and she was really enjoying it! (about 3 hours later, she cared, a LOT!) [/QUOTE]
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