for batter or verse

[gottagoacruzn]

A young man was in love with two women and could not decide which of them to marry. Finally, in desperation, he went to a marriage counselor.
When asked to describe his two love, he noted that one was a great poet and the other made delicious pancakes.
"Oh," said the counselor, "I see what the problem is - You can't decide whether to marry for batter or verse."

 

[GloBug]

Two Eskimos were sitting in a kayak. They got chilly, so they decided to light a fire in the craft. Unfortunately, it sank -- proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

 

[MeauxMum]

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Had not heard either of those before. Loved them!!!

 

[J.E. M.]

I was in the grocery store today and notice the woman in front of me had a TV remote in her purse. I ask her about the remote and she told me that she is made at her husband and was getting back at him. No to funny but true.

 

[Calgon1]

The beatings will now commence!