Okay okay okay, WHEN YOUR CRUISE GETS RUINED IT BLOWS!!! it's the worst and it sucks big time... I mean, you wait all year and save all your money and then you don't get what you expect... but I CAN'T HELP MYSELF!!! some of those posts at http://www.consumeraffairs.com are legit, but others are just retarded!!!!
Here's my response, just for laughs people... don't burn me at teh stake...just have fun and hope your cruise does not turn into a vacation from hell... and that you don't get this people as your ship mantes!!!!
"It was obvious that the boat had been put together too quickly to reach its inaugural cruise. Much of the mural work was uneven, paint was peeling, and the floorboards we already buckling on the back part of the ship. We also noticed a great deal of marble was already cracked. I hate to see what happens to this boat in 1 year’s time. " Fantastic! A BOAT EXPERT!
"It was unacceptable how your pursers desk wanted to give us no information about your ports of call and what to do" Now, and here I was complaining about that stupid "talk" that kept going on and on about the ports of call on cabin TV... NOTHING ELSE TO WATCH ON TV man!
"The part of the forced tipping on the drinks had your bartending staff works slowly and nonchalantly" COME TO MIAMI BEACH! you have to tip for breathing!!!
"We also noticed your dancers and Dining room personnel smoking and drinking in the Artists Lounge" Did you call the principal?
"We had to go through 3 entrees and still finding nothing palatable." did you ask for a refund of your meal? I would have DEMANDED IT! where's the restaurant manager!!!!?
"Thank you, Carnival, for ruining our honeymoon." now that does suck! dirly linens you say?
"Carnival did nothing to help us with changing our airline reservations" yeah, maybe they were too busy fixing the air for people who BOUGHT AIR FROM THEM???
"On Questioning members of the crew we found out that the ship had been having engine problems during the last few cruises. In fact as we were boarding the ship there were severe engine problems" yeah, My name is Inga, I'm your bartender but I moonlight as a rocket scientist/Ship Engineer!
"We also found out that it was never the intention of Carnival to fulfill our contract but to go to Bermuda" man, you've got to stop listening to that eightball! Look what happened to Stacy in the Apprentice!
"I believe that taking a ship out in defective condition while severe weather conditions existed -- there was a hurricane going through Florida at the time " Did you not just say you're sailing from NY to Bermuda??? There's been heavy rains in California, you better get your umbrella.
"Daughter was given a $150 on-ship credit - $80 of which was eaten up by gratuities - leaving a paltry $70 compensation." TIPPING... WHAT A CONCEPT!
"Then, to put icing on the cake, I fell down the ship stairs on the last day of the cruise because my tennis shoes were wet" did you contac NIKE???? you ought to sue them! selling you wet shoes!!!!!