LOL. Good one.
When I was newly moved out of the house, I shared a flat in SF with several other people. One of the people was a very short thin man who had a very tall large girlfriend named Cindy. (Funny I remember her name and not his after 37 years!). The guy liked to hang around the flat in the nude drinking beer, didn't bother us. For a while, we were getting visited constantly by missionaries from the LDS church. We could not get them to "not come back." One day he answered the door in the nude, invited those two suit-wearing young men in, and sat there for 30 minutes discussing the Mormon religion with them. They never came back!