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[size=x-large]FREE CAR[/size]

White 4-door, missing one tire. Free, just pull it out of the dumpster behind
Clara Bell's house at 123 45th Avenue. My cheating husband might be there.
You'll recognize him, he'll be pulling the tire out of where the sun don't shine.
That's where I put it, after Clara called to tell me all about his "night out with the boys."

BTW, if you want the car, you can also have his power tools, his ATV, his 40" HDTV
with the surround sound, and the autographed picture of Joe Montana. You have to
come by to pick up the keys, so take it all with you.​
 
Boy Glo, you sure do have a mean streak.....don't think I would want to make you angry. LOL!!:) Quite a caption!!
 
ha ha. I don't know what brought that on. I saw the car, wondered who would throw it away, and instantly thought of a "woman scorned."
 
What do you mean, you thought that Home Depot had DYI car repair boxes in their parking lot?
 
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