Blonde in a boat

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Mal D. Olive

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There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.

The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!†:)P)
 
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GloBug

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A blonde walks along the High Street and notices a sign pointing down an alley which reads "Cruise Special - Only £59"

She goes down this little seedy alley and at the end of it is a dingy travel agents.

She goes in and puts £59 on the counter.

"I'd like that cruise special!" she says

The guy promptly leads her into the back room, straps her onto a great pig plastic tube, carries it and her down to the river and throws her in.

Another blonde sees the sign, goes down the alley, and she too asks for the £59 Cruise Special. The same thing happens to her.

As both dizzy blondes float down the river, one turns to the other and says "Do they serve refreshments on this cruise?"

The other replies, "Well, they didn't last year!"
 


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