America Has Rebooted

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Message to the world: Service Restored!


Dear World:

We, the United States of America, your top quality supplier of the ideals of
liberty and democracy, would like to apologize for our 2001-2008
interruption in service. The technical fault that led to this eight-year
service outage has been located, and the software responsible was replaced November 4.

Early tests of the newly installed program indicate that we are now
operating correctly, and we expect it to be fully functional on January 20.
We apologize for any inconvenience caused by the outage. We look forward to
resuming full service and hope to improve in years to come.

We thank you for your patience and understanding.


Sincerely,
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
 
Like any new software program, one can only hope it works as reliably as represented. One hopes security patches and upgrades will not be required - time will tell.
 
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