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A is for Apple, and B is for Boat
That used to be right, But now it won't float!
Age before Beauty is what we once said,
But lets be a bit more realistic instead.
Now it A's for arthritis; B for bad back
C is for Chest Pains, perhaps cardiac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read the top line!
F is for fissure and Fluid retention,
G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
H is high blood pressure-- I'd rather it is low.
I is for incisions with scans you can show.
J is for joints out of socket, won't mend.
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L is for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is for neuropathy, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, the bones that dont grow!
P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few,
Just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns two,
S is sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T is Tinnitus, theres bells in my ears!
U is urinary; big troubles that flow,
V is Veritgo, thats dizzy you know,
W is for worry, NOW whatgs going 'round?
X is for XRAY, and what might be found,
Y is another year, I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest, that I still have--in my mind
I've survived all the symptons, my body's deployed,
and I've kept twenty-six doctors fully employed!!!!
Remember to pray when things get ruff!!!
That used to be right, But now it won't float!
Age before Beauty is what we once said,
But lets be a bit more realistic instead.
Now it A's for arthritis; B for bad back
C is for Chest Pains, perhaps cardiac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read the top line!
F is for fissure and Fluid retention,
G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
H is high blood pressure-- I'd rather it is low.
I is for incisions with scans you can show.
J is for joints out of socket, won't mend.
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L is for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is for neuropathy, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, the bones that dont grow!
P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few,
Just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns two,
S is sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T is Tinnitus, theres bells in my ears!
U is urinary; big troubles that flow,
V is Veritgo, thats dizzy you know,
W is for worry, NOW whatgs going 'round?
X is for XRAY, and what might be found,
Y is another year, I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest, that I still have--in my mind
I've survived all the symptons, my body's deployed,
and I've kept twenty-six doctors fully employed!!!!
Remember to pray when things get ruff!!!
